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girl: Youre my funny goober.
Guy: Well, youre my silly willy.
by Greg Bennett August 06, 2006
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Derived from "Squillionaire," "squill" is a dereogatory term for anyone who accumulates, flaunts, hoardes, or otherwise posseses wealth beyond reason.
Uugh, look at that squill parking his Lambo in the bike lane.

This fucking squill bought herself a Gucci handbag last week and gave $5 to my GoFundMe for insulin.

My landlord raised the rent again but they still wont fix the leaky roof. What a squill!
by Carnegie Freeman May 23, 2019
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When a person licks their finger, a'la a wet willy, but instead of slipping it in your ear, goes right for your butt hole.
"Dude, why did I hear you scream so loud last night?"

"That douche nugget, Pete, gave me a silly willy."
by M.TOMP April 26, 2009
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Just know that if your doctor says you have it, you are seriously fucked. see panda madness.
Holy shit honey, that man has the silly willies!
by Harry Truman April 06, 2008
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This is when a guy is getting head from a girl, and right before he is about to ejaculate he pulls out and sticks his wet dick in the girls ear and then blows his load in it.
Jack pulled out of Jill's mouth and gave her a Silly Willy.
by Sean January 20, 2005
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Silly Willy

The process of finger banging a lady and then sticking your wet finger in her ear.
Jack totally gave Jane a Silly Willy last night.
by jones3jd January 04, 2010
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