Willy Lonka

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A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.

Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?

Person 2: Think so...

Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.

Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!

Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.

Willy Lonka by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019

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willywonkatiktok

A guy on tiktok who impersonates and dresses like Johnny Depp's version of Willy Wonka. His real name is Duke Depp and his fanbase consists mostly of teenage girls who simp over him and think he's hot. He also loves to grind

Sarah: "Did you see the video that willywonkatiktok posted yesterday?"

Abby: "Omg yes he's so hot I'm definitely a simp for him"

willywonkatiktok by DogsAreCute02 July 26, 2020

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Willywonkatiktok

He is the better version of the og wiky wonka

Willywonkatiktok is so hot

Willywonkatiktok by Wlliywonkismine September 30, 2020

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Willywonkatiktok

Willy wonka TikTok is a TikToker who is hot asf and has the best abs I’ve ever seen

Willywonkatiktok is hot!!

Willywonkatiktok by Notarapistofanimals October 20, 2020

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willywonkatiktok

willywonkatiktok is a hot af guy who is known for thist traps and other ccrazy things.

Jenny: Omg look at him!
Lea: Is that willywonkatiktok cuz he is hot af.
Jenny: I know right!

willywonkatiktok by idki- October 21, 2020

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Willywonkaous

Adj.
Off-center, misaligned, uneven, sort of out of whack

Elmer, realized with embarrassment, that his shirt collar was willywonkaous during his entire morning.

Willywonkaous by Kitty8014 September 30, 2018

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WillyWonka

Cute, Adorable, Freak, Sweet, Lovable, Loyal and The best boyfriend anyone could ever have.

WillyWonka is so sweet.

WillyWonka by Aghioo November 14, 2020

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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