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Willy's Wonka 

A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
Willy's Wonka by blaint73 June 26, 2007

willy wonka's golden ticket 

when a woman gives a man the privilage of entering the "chocolate factory", she's given him willy wonka's golden ticket.
the other night, i finally succumed to my curiousity and gave aaron willy wonka's golden ticket.

Willy Wonka's chocolate factory 

Okay lets say yo gurl on top right? An she bouncin on you pretty hard like she enjoyin you enjoyin yalls havin a good time right?
Well let's say you ate beans something that fucked up yo stomach..
She bouncing on you and riding on you and YOU FEEL IT COMING. AND IT AINT JIZZ.
You look her in the eye bout to tell her to hop off quick and you fart loud as shit.
Then it shoots onto the walls behind her.
Dude. I was hitting that hoe last night and Willy wonka's chocolate factory visited her walls...

Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory 

Another name for a ghetto hood where there are lots of poor black people
Imma head down to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory and shoot some niggas

Willy Wonka's Choclate Factory 

To Poop In A Girls Mouth Then French Kiss Her To Get It In Your Mouth Then Swish It Around In Your Mouth To Make It Liquidy, Then To Spit It In Her Anus And Then Have Anal Sex With Her
Matt- I love the willy Wonka's Choclate Factory
Will- I know!

Willy Wonka's Grandparents 

When you and another person lay together head to foot with blankets on top of yourselves.
"Hey, you wanna watch Netflix and play Willy Wonka's Grandparents?
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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