Referring to the online institution that was set up to provide an alibi to aspiring porn actors, so that they can keep their deeds private from the partners and family. They established a website at williamwoods.edu, which very specifically specializes in "equine studies" i.e. horses
"Damn bro, has she really been cheating on her boyfriend doing porn this whole time?
She's really been attending Williamwoods University hasn't she?"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'