Wile E. Coyote 

An immortal being who falls off a cliff for every 1-2 minutes of his existence. When he's not falling off cliffs, he's either getting hit by a truck, or failing at using various ACME products.

All because he is desperately hungry, trying to catch a roadrunner who violates basically every law of physics and reality whenever it's convenient to him. The same also happens to the coyote...but only when it's NOT convenient for him.

Wile E. Coyote must have bones that are made of titanium.

Wile E. Coyote by Ubeenbamboozledson December 27, 2021

Wile E. Coyote 

A masturbatory act for men requiring the dropping of an anvil on the man's own genitals.

The EMTs were happy to treat the young man that was permanently damaged from trying a Wile E. Coyote.

Wile E. Coyote by WeinerVonSnootypants August 12, 2017

Wile E. Coyote 

A stupid cartoon character that tries to catch and chase roadrunner but always failed in a funny ways especially in the "falling of canyon". Uses ACME products that makes any girls, including the ugliest, to fucked and fornicate up.

Wile E. Coyote... Super Genius... Lllllkkklll!!!

Wile E. Coyote by 271% IQ by Coyote September 12, 2010

wile e coyote 

an accident prone coyote doing what he can to score some roadrunner tail ...
when the runner is on the road, wile e prefers to hop on to skype and converse with mr. elly font ...

... so, how was he . as wile as ever ...

... his predecessor was known as coyote ugly, but wile e is out, he is a complete looney tune ...

... wile e coyote

wile e coyote by p83 March 10, 2012