Wikicel

Someone who gets butthurt because Wikipedia won't unblock them.

"That Daniel guy is such a wikicel"

Wikicel by Daniel Bryer September 27, 2022

Wikitelligence 

Function: noun

1: the apparent ability to understand unlimited disparate subject matters, but only to the level explained on Wikipedia.

Function: adjective

1. Wikitelligent: having or indicating an apparently high degree of intelligence and/or mental capacity but, in reality, only having a Wikipedia page level command of the subject.

Function: noun

My boss seemingly displays a high level of intelligence with his command over almost any subject but, after fact-checking his positions on Google, I discovered he only has Wikitelligence.

Function: adjective

My boss expects to dominate people in any discussion, trying to demonstrate his command over any topic but, if you fact-check his statements on Google, you'll discover he's only Wikitelligent.

Wikitelligence by TomWagner February 5, 2010

wikiclusion 

The scientific process of researching a topic and making conclusions about the topic based on whatever Wikipedia says.

In researching cation exchange capacity of candler sandy soils, he came to the wikiclusion that it didn't matter whether the soil was saturated or dry.

wikiclusion by considerthelily November 13, 2011

wikiclick 

When you click a term in the current wiki page, read that page and click another link, read that page and click another link, read that page...

Shown in xkcd's "Tab Explosion"

My friend sent a link to 'Nightmare Fuel' on tvtropes and four hours of wikiclicking later, I was reading 'My Hovercraft is Full of Eels'

wikiclick by addicted to tvtropes.org April 28, 2012

Wikiception 

When you go onto a wikipedia page, and then click on another link on the wikipedia page, and then get caught up going deeper and deeper into wikipedia.

I went to the wikipedia page for Inception, then clicked on Leonadro DiCaprio's page, then went to the Titanic page, I fell under the spell of wikiception.

Wikiception by Haneastic February 14, 2012

wikitellectual 

A person who gets most of their knowledge from Wikipedia or other Wiki sources.

Today's college students have a tendency toward being wikitellectuals rather than true intellectuals.

I can always tell my good students from my wikitellectuals, their bibliographies actual include a book or two!

wikitellectual by docroc March 19, 2014

wikieleak 

Upon consuming copious amounts of booze, usually beer, the explosive bodily function that begins in the bladder and hurts until relieved.

Having to take a wicked leak.

Dude, it tastes so good when it hits your lips but after doing 15 beer bongs and 7 patron shots I've got to take a wikieleak.

That road trip was brutal, my broheim wouldn't pull over despite the fact that not only was I riding shotgun, I also shotgunned a case of cold beers, so I shampooed his ride by taking a massive wikieleak all over his windshield.

wikieleak by smenyc March 11, 2011