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Wikibitch 

The person at the dinner table or party with a smartphone who gets asked to fact-check the conversation on Wikipedia, Google, etc.
Let's ask Mark what the capital of North Korea is. He's the wikibitch tonight.
Wikibitch by mike1925 January 28, 2010
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wikibating 

When someone edits their own wikipedia page. If a wikipedia page includes so many details that only a major stalker would have written it, or it whitewashes negative aspects of a person's life, it was probably wikibated.
"Surely no one's that big a fan to know that much about Steve Sax. He's obviously been wikibating."
wikibating by Sic Em February 5, 2009

Wikibitchia 

A smart alec...someone who thinks they know everything.
"Listen, Wikibitchia, I dont care if you think that's how it should be done...
Wikibitchia by Rockridgeman October 11, 2008
An informational tidbit, AKA "fun fact," found on the popular reference website Wikipedia.
I spent the day looking up wikibits that would help me prepare for my upcoming appearance on "Jeopardy."
wikibit by essdogg July 8, 2010

wikibattle 

When multiple people are all trying to edit a Wikipedia page at once, usually fighting between actual information and comedy, leading the page to be different each time it was refreshed.
John changed Taylor Swift's Wikipedia page to say she was black, leading to an edit fight before it turned into a full blown wikibattle.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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