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WiiMilitarized Zone 

The large, sometimes uncomfortable amount of free space in front of the average Wii owner's TV. It exists so that the Wii owner can have plenty of room to flail their arms around and generally make a fool of themselves.

Similar to the 'demilitarized zone' between north and south korea.
Guy: Why is this couch so far away from the TV?

Other Guy: Oh, this guy has a Wii. I guess it's his WiiMilitarized zone.

Guy: That explains it.
Related Words

wiidinitis 

Inflammation of a tendon caused by excessive Wii play.
The morning after that Wii Tennis tournament I woke up with wiidinitis in my shoulder.
wiidinitis by thatcar April 25, 2009

wiifinity 

a very long time related to video-gaming that is relative to the speaker.
Child, "It's been a wiifinity since I've played."

Parent, "You've been on that machine for a wiifinity!"
wiifinity by Ted Player February 16, 2010