When someone identifies with both male and female. They use both the term wife and husband, but an easier way to refer to them is wifeband. This could also be used for gender-neutral partners
A wifeband is a man or woman stuck in a transitional in the prematrimonial phase of their life. In this phase of their life, they can typically be seen in upper half tuxedo ballet styled flower dress at their matrimony getting married to a husband, normally.
when two girls decide they are soulmates, with out any sexual interest in one another (outside of drunken cuddling and general drunken shenanignas). generally used when one or both female parties involved have a man in their life as well as their female soulmate.
Wade: "Hey Mike, Chelsea and Kimbo are strangely in love with eachother... should we worry?"
Mike: "No dude, Chelsea is just Kimbo's wifesband!"
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.