Wietse 

A wietse is a guy who will always be there for you. He likes hugs and will always listen to you when you have a problem.

Sometimes he puts himself in the second place to help you. He is very kind and will always go on a date with you.

If you are lucky enough to know a Wietse you should never let him go but you will need to keep his feet on the ground.

Person 1: Wow! She is so lucky to have a Wietse!

Person 2: Yeah I wish I had a Wietse in my life.

Wietse by Bevries April 5, 2023

wietse 

1. The act of rubbing one's face in a male's or female's armpit (preferably sweaty) repeatedly and then proceeding to rub the sweat all over their partner's body until they are covered fully in sweat.

2. Also, is an act that involves cooking a frozen pizza, taking it out of the oven, wrapping it around your partially erect penis and proceeding to use it as lubrication. Once you have reached full orgasm and ejaculated into the pizza, proceed to cut it into squares and devour rapidly.

1. Wow, last night my girl and I totally had a wietse experience. It was intense.

2. Dude, I got so hungry last night that I totally had to wietse in my kitchen.

wietse by Doc WHa December 9, 2012

Wietse 

someone who can't drink a lot of alcohol

That guy is such a wietse

Wietse by Michael o’Neil November 24, 2021

wetser 

an attractive female who instiges sexual arousal of the male usually through the wearing of provocative attire, or merely by having an amazing rack/arse.
To call a girl a wetser is an act of great affection and admiration for the wetser in question.

hey man check out that wetser over there, nearly creamed myself looking at her ass in those tight jeans.

wetser by Gearbag1 April 29, 2010

witsec

The Federal Witness Protection Program. The United States Marshals Service provides for the security, health, and safety of government witnesses, and their immediate dependents, whose lives are in danger as a result of their testimony against organized crime, drug traffickers, terrorists and other major criminals.

Witsec - the witness Security program of the United States Marshals Service is called.

witsec by Jim Rigney August 15, 2006

Wiesedrunk 

Slang for a level of intoxication. Rendered to speaking Cajun-Manderin while requiring the use of your teeth to save you from your own demise. Referencing yourself as we, us, and full 4th person context with they and them. Chemically incovienced

Me: I’m fucked up
Me: Me too!
Me: We are all wasted!
Me: Did you see that guy fall off the boat?
Me: Did I just lose a tooth??
Last night I was so Wiesedrunk!

Wiesedrunk by way2rud September 10, 2018

Wiese-wasted 

belligerent drunkenness to the point of incoherence and foolishness accompanied by an uncontrollable bladder.

Man, I got wiese-wasted last night and now I can't find my car keys

Wiese-wasted by Bacaflaka January 4, 2014