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Whoretrap 

When a whore keeps trying to get into your life by apologizing and complementing you. And saying they will do so much better. When they don't change and they do the same stuff.
Don't fall into that whoretrap she's just going to do the same stuff man.
Whoretrap by samthedummy July 26, 2017
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whoretacular 

Someone who is unbelievably slutty, to the extent that they can be considered whoretacular = Whore + Spectacular.

Also can be used to describe someone that, while a whore and incredibly promiscuous, is still amazingly so and generaly admired for the entertaiment she provides.
J-Dog: "Man that girl, M, is such soooo slutty. But wow, what a great body!"

Daniel: "Yeah man, she sleeps with everyone! M is a whoretacular!"

whoretard 

A girl, typically brunette, who acts retardedly in front of mass audiences, thus making her a whore for being retarded.
Dude, I think kaileys mentally challenged.

Nahh bro shes just a whoretard.
whoretard by jiggalooo December 3, 2011

whoreapotomus 

An over weight girl, who sleeps around
Bro look at the fat chick, I heard she sleeps around..... Yea man she's a whoreapotomus
whoreapotomus by prettycolors123 March 31, 2011

whorecraft

The funniest porn I have ever heard of. It supposedly circles around that plot of that game World of Warcraft, so no doubt it will get all those pale shut-ins out there off in their spare time between pwning all the n00bs they can find.
Billy-"Did you here about the newest Whorecraft!!! A wood elf gets double teamed by an undead and a troll!!!"

Frank-I am never speaking to you again.
whorecraft by blufire March 6, 2007

Whoretographer 

That lame no ass getting douche bag at the bar with a camera phone trying to get "the shot of the century" in the dark of some whore dancing.

Someone who commonly photographs whores.
Look at this fuckin whoretographer, I bet he will be flogging the dolphin later, alone, to that photo.
Whoretographer by Shotwell February 20, 2008
The digital camera/webcam photo, self portrait you put up on your favorite social networking site, that was designed to make you look sexy/deep/artistic/clever but instead makes you look like a whore (rhymes with portrait)
My whortrait on myspace and facebook makes me look sexy, artistic, and clever all at the same time.
whortrait by jookyone April 11, 2008
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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