Whoopin' stick 

A stick used to spank people.

I hit him with my whoopin' stick!!!

Whoopin' stick by nilethe146 March 10, 2016

the whoopin' stick 

Something you use (figuratively) when kicking someone's ass.

Captain Insano (WWF): "All I can tell you is this, Jimmy. Next week at the arena I'm gonna bust out the whoopin' stick on Triple H and knock him into the next century, and that's a promise!"
Mrs. Insano: "More like the whoopin' twig, little man."

the whoopin' stick by Nick D May 24, 2004

whoopie stick 

Basically, Your penis. Reference from the Bloodhound gang's song "Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo".

"Vulconize the whoopie stick in the ham wallet."

whoopie stick by Srgtmuffdiver February 12, 2007

whoopi stick 

when a couple is making whoopi.......and the stick(dick) is withdrawn too far (usually cause the guy thinks it is longer than it really is) and then misses going back in. Therefore, the dick stick has been bent.

Oh.....shit, I bent my whoopi stick..... man that hurts

whoopi stick by coffeecup April 20, 2012