A suburb in the Detroit Area, White Lake is mostly populated with white trash who consider themselves "gangstas". One may find these rednecks parading about in unfashionably low pants and polos. They also sport very few teeth, and those that are remaining are atriously black. It has been said that at night, the couches and refridgerators planted on the dying lawns come alive and reproduce, placing their offspring on the innocent's landscaping. It is also extremely common to smell the aroma of burning garbage as early as five o'clock in the morning. This is because the city of White Lake does not repremand charring waste without a permit. The words "Oh, poor you." Are often followed after this location.
There go the White Lakians again, you know from White Lake, MI terrorizing the neighborhoods with Hickism.
by Zoë C. April 18, 2007