White Knightess

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Female version of a white knight.

Can be a lesbian that vehemently defends thots on Instagram, OR can be a straight woman who kisses the ass of a Chad and constantly sucks up to please men, whilst trashing women because she's " not like other girls "

White knightesses are the most annoying women to exist. Other females hate her, or they ARE her.

Angela: ALL men are good men! We need more male positivity because men have it worse than women! All women are stuck up bitches!

Kaitlyn: Stop being a fucking White Knightess you annoying bitch!

White Knightess by aikorik September 29, 2019

White Knights of America

The true direct decendant of the KKK.

The Government tore apart the Klan and the White Knights prevailed.

My great grandfather was a proud member of the Klan. I carry out his legacy as a member of the White Knights of America.

White Knights of America by The_Legacy April 7, 2011

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White Knights

White Knights are people who defend other people being sexual around the internet

Person 1: Have you seen the e-thot on instagram lately?
Person 2: Yeah a lot of White Knights are defending her but her intentions are very clear

White Knights by -Flyte May 9, 2021

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White trouser knights

Popular meaning: sperm, or semen.

"She was taken by the charge of the white trouser knights."
"The kick killed some of his white trouser knights."
"She felt the charge of the white trouser knights."

White trouser knights by squatsonahotplate February 12, 2013

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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