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Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 11, 2020

Head ass white egg 

a stupid idiot who tells on someone 4 times in 1 week for kicking the ball away in pe, talking in study, talking in study and taking the mask off
that fatass kid with no friends who thinks he’s like conor mcgregor is such a head ass white egg
Head ass white egg by SWAGKJD September 12, 2020

Egg White Delight 

The act of waking up an unsuspecting person by ejaculating on their face.
She told me I only could spend the night if I made her breakfast in the morning, so I gave her an egg white delight.

egg white 

Slang for a males cum.
Yo man just left, I'm the plimber tonight, you the healthy type so here go some egg whites. -Pitbull
egg white by the person who is September 24, 2009

egg white surprise  

the semen that is ejaculated out of the body through the penis.

when someone is giving you a bj and you don't tell them when you're about to cum

you can ask someone if they want an egg white surprise and then whip out your penis
hey you want an egg white surprise ?

sure

ok close your eyes and say ''ahh''

theres your egg white surprise
egg white surprise by siy January 8, 2009

Egg White Omelette 

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear after oral, anal, or vaginal intercourse and proceeds to fold her ear over the splooge. When preformed properly, it resembles a runny egg white omelette.
Stu: I'm close, can I cum inside you?
Maegan: No I don't want to get pregnant
Stu: Fancy an egg white omelette?
Egg White Omelette by ExtraRunny February 24, 2011
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fauxstalgia 

Faux nostalgia. Faking old things in an attempt to recapture the feeling of times gone past, especially of technology that has passed.
Hipstamatic pictures, just like the vinyl-static added to digital recordings, is prime fauxstalgia
fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
Word of the Day on October 15, 2026

pajama casual 

Pajama casual is a term used when working from home and preparing for a video conference. All business above the waist and your pajama pants down below.
We have a Zoom meeting in a few minutes and I’ll probably go pajama casual.
pajama casual by jrod-knows March 31, 2020
Word of the Day on October 14, 2026

funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026
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