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White Claw Finger 

This occurs when you have ripped open too many delicious White Claws with the same finger in one session, leading to mild pain and redness in and around the nail bed of the affected finger.

Symptoms include pain with opening another White Claw, having too much fun, and occasionally, blacking out.
"Bro, I crushed so many Claws last night that I came down with a nasty case of White Claw Finger" -Brad

"Only one cure for that bro, let's go get more Claws!" -Chad

"Ya bro, ain't no laws am I right?" -Brad
White Claw Finger by A6969C August 31, 2019
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