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Whister Mud Pie

It's a common trend in D1 fraternities to initiate pledges with the good ole Whitser mud pie. First the pledges are instructed to get incoherently intoxicated (as always and for their safety and benefit in this mission). They are then brought some sort of ratchet female, sometimes other females that go to the university that guys have ran through or more commonly referred to now as thots, or sometimes a below average stripper. The female is instructed to take a poop and not wipe, as the pledge has to "eat her ass" and clean her hole for her. Once he has satisfied his cleaning job, he is to pose for a single headshot type picture of himself smiling (teeth must be shown). This photo will be kept in his fraternity portfolio for the duration of his time at college.
Whister Mud Pie is loved by college frat plegdes!
by Barry Luckholtz September 17, 2018
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Whitser Mud Pie

When you mix poop, water, vomit, and 1/2 teaspoon of baking soda in a cup, and then fuck your girl missionary.. then pull out and act like you're about to nut on her tits, but instead of nutting, you grab the cup from behind you and dump it on her chest.
She forgot to put mayonnaise on the sandwich I took to work this morning, so I gave her a whitser mud pie to return the favor.
by Jimmy the Human September 19, 2018
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