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Whichness

OE hwelcnes quality
This school is well-known for having teachers of high whichness.
by Master of beargreen September 14, 2023
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Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS
by godthefish March 14, 2011
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withness

a strong, authentic and intimate connection forged with the true heart of another
a sense of purposeful spiritual support and relationship that is reciprocated and expanded, especially at physical distance
an experience of committed partnership beyond the terms of reasonable friendship
"Your withness has brought me a lot of comfort."
"Never has our withness been so clear to me. I know you're here. I know you care."
She wasn't able to come to the hospital, but she was so obviously here. I valued her withness as though she was physically present.
by lavalamp82! May 18, 2017
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darkness then redness then whiteness

Toby Turner "tobuscus" 's intro to his vlogs on his channel tobyturner. He is an amazing youtube who I watch every day. He pushes his finger against his iphone then shouts "darkness then redness then whiteness in a cool tone. He is awesome.
go to his you tube channel tobyturner and every one of his intros says darkness then redness then whiteness
by benHarr November 5, 2013
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Schrodinger's Whiteness

The idea that Whiteness is both an immutable genetic characteristic and a social construct simultaneously. The quantum state of Whiteness collapses into either one based on whichever is convenient for the one demonizing White people. When the anti-White racist wants to demonize you they make it all about your genetics. When they want to deflect criticism of their hateful racist bullshit then Whiteness is a social construct.
That anti-White university article was titled "Your DNA is an Abomination" but in the text they totally went Schrodinger's Whiteness to deflect criticism, and so many masochistic white people bought that crap too. Sad.
by Ill_Will December 4, 2017
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wickness

The nature of something being wick.

Wick(ed) qualities.
"The Iron Chef did that risotto with much wickness."
"You're oozing wickness."
by AuntyChookie January 24, 2009
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Master of whipness

a particular type of fella who lives under the wing of his girlfriend and performs various acts such as ditching the boys for the bitches, carrying the books for the bitches, being on call at any time of day for the bitches (usually dwelling around the art department with his girl) and constantly bitches about everything and denies that he's whipped
essentially, master of whipness defines the name of being whipped and makes it his own.
Guy 1: man, where is he?...Where gonna be late
Guy 2: oh yeah i forgot to tell you, hes hangin out with the bitches
Guy 1: wow he is the Master of whipness
by Jessex Cardaboner May 13, 2009
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