An alternative and not as vulgar way to say WTF. Commonly used when there are adults or children around. Can also be used just because it sounds fun or because someone just said somthing random.
1: so we are doing somthing with 3 this weekend?
2: My toes are cold.
1: Where's the Fridge?! What are you TALKING about?!?!
What the Fuck in a nicer, more appropriate way. Commonly used infront of adults and kids or at school.
1: So what are we going to do this weekend?
2:Dunno.
1: My toes are cold, like 12 very cold... things.
2: Where's the Fridge? What the heck are you talking about?!?!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!