Whenif

whenif — the word you’re forced to invent when your partner lovingly corrects your “if I come” to “when I come,” and you’re not emotionally ready to agree but you’re definitely not saying no. The verbal version of a nervous smile.

“I think if I move to Lumsden—”
”*when”
“Whenif. It’s a new word. I made it up.”

Whenif by TWX_Tahu June 21, 2026

whenish

A request for an approximate time frame.

Whenish did you want to eat?

whenish by Immodest October 14, 2017

whenimechainthesuma 

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whenimechainthesuma by whenimechainthesuma July 17, 2022

whenTF 

usually means "When the fuck"
People will typically add "did I ask" to the end of it

Person 1: whenTF
Person 2: when what?
Person 1: when TF did I ask?

whenTF by Josh_Joseph March 8, 2021

Wienification 

The act or process of drawing peni on a public surface, most notably on other peoples belongings or public buildings.
These peni can range from the very basic to the extremely detailed based on the amount of time the offender has as well as their level of perversion.

The wienification of the man's face was done after he fell asleep at the party.

While the innocent man was not looking, his friend completely wienified his brand new folder.

The man woke up and looked out his window to see his house had been severly wienified the night before.

Oh dude, you shoulda been there! Last night we wienifed the whole Town Hall!

Wienification by Timochy37 October 2, 2010

whenipeeit 

Nickname given to anyone with the last name of 'Burns'

Brian gave Burns the best nickname ever, Whenipeeit.

whenipeeit by lauderLAME April 15, 2009

whenipeeit 

Nickname given to anyone with the last name of 'Burns'

Brian gave Burns the best nickname ever, Whenipeeit.

whenipeeit by lauderLAME April 15, 2009