The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.
"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit actinglike a damn Wheeland"
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.