Wheelans

A totally awesome last name, equally awesome to the last name Chaput.

Wheelans - The Best last name ever.

by Ticklemeinoddplaces October 22, 2009

Wheelan

Irritating Twat, Annoying Person, a bit of a meldrew.

A cunt who moans a lot, a bit of a wheelan.

by Boizrus October 11, 2006

wheelan

an unusual specimen which normally takes the form of a dark haired boy. he is often in dire need of sexual attention or has serious social issues.

1)aaaaw look there's a wheelan!

2)holy shit! its a wheelan!

by that dark shadow April 21, 2007

Wheeland

The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.

"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"

by Maxxxxx April 6, 2007