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Wheeland 

The effect of incest(most common in women with mullets). Could be mistaken for a small ape. These 'things' have no male reproductive organs, and no female reproductive organs. is it a guy? or is it a girl? maybe just a monkey.
"Whys that monkey wearing clothes?, oh wait, its just a Wheeland."
"Quit acting like a damn Wheeland"
Wheeland by Maxxxxx April 6, 2007
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wheel and deal 

(English) To manipulate a situation to your advantage using crafty means.
(Ebonics) To play da gizzame like Dr. J play basketball.
Watch out for that bitch, nigga, she knows how to wheel and deal. Ho'll hit you up for all yo' skrilla.
wheel and deal by Nick D February 7, 2004
Irritating Twat, Annoying Person, a bit of a meldrew.
A cunt who moans a lot, a bit of a wheelan.
Wheelan by Boizrus October 11, 2006

wheel and deal 

do some seedy business dealings
"God, I have got to pay my rent. I guess this calls for desperate measures.
I better get on the phone and do some wheeling and dealing"
an unusual specimen which normally takes the form of a dark haired boy. he is often in dire need of sexual attention or has serious social issues.
1)aaaaw look there's a wheelan!

2)holy shit! its a wheelan!
wheelan by that dark shadow April 21, 2007

wheel and axle 

a bitch that got two guys cos she the stick and the guys are the wheels
I shouldn't have dated that slut she's a motherfucking wheel and axle
wheel and axle by papapizza21 November 20, 2017

Wheelans 

A totally awesome last name, equally awesome to the last name Chaput.
Wheelans - The Best last name ever.
Wheelans by Ticklemeinoddplaces October 22, 2009
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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