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Whatever's whatever 

Meaning 'it doesn't matter" or "I don't care". Usually used is a casual conversation with friends, also great for texting.
Friend: "Don't you want to clean up first?"

You: " Eh, whatever's whatever."

Whatever's clever

1.Used mostly to agree to actions or events that seem interesting or fun at that very moment of the idea being brought up in conversation.
2. Used also as clever word play when you're talking/texting your woman which leaves you to seem mysterious and let's you see how far to the next levels she will be willing to go.
1. Hey Leeah do you want to go throw rocks at cars?
Leeah- Sure, whatevers clever.
2.woman-so what do you like to do?
Guy- Whatever's clever baby

whatever's cleaver 

To go with the flow while taking it easy.
"I don't care where we go, hey whatever's cleaver"

it’s whatever 

a phrase someone will say when something bothers them and they don’t want to talk about it or don’t want it to seem like they care
person : “i’m so sorry , i didn’t mean it . please talk to me”
me : “it’s fine , it’s whatever”

she's whatever 

Noun. Someone you're around often that is never nice and also never mean.
H- "hey you know ____ , are they cool?"

A- "She's whatever..."

H- "shit that must suck"
she's whatever by HuāJiàn May 10, 2019

It's whatever 

something not worth worrying about
nothing important
something that is beyond ones control
see shit happens
Lauren: "So duda, how do hard do you think that anatomy test will be?"
Duda: "ahh It's whatever"

Lauren: "So Avery, are you excited for prom!"
Avery: "It's whatever..."
It's whatever by Alex Duda April 3, 2008
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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