whang

(noun) penis

(verb) male masturbation

See also wang.

I've had a long, hard day at the office; I'm going home to have a coupla shots of scotch , crawl into a warm bed, lube up and whang my whang.

by Jake March 24, 2004

whang

n. A slightly acrid or spoiled smell. (at least Texas, perhaps all of the South).

This hamburger meat/milk already has a whang to it (and should be thrown out).
This cheap wine really has a whang. (Buy a better Chianti)

by WordFiend February 3, 2007

whang

To strike sharply and create a sound, usually metallic. A combination of whack and bang.

"Leela, are you alright? You got whanged on the head." - Futurama, "Anthology of Interest II"

by Platypus Man August 12, 2006

Whang

The subtle female bouquet - reminiscent of fish - resulting from an excess of old vaginal mucus. Sometimes found on ladies bicycle saddles in hot weather Shufti.

'Well Rupert; from the delightful aroma from the kitchen, I thought we were having fish for supper.'

'No, Claude: it's pheasant old boy. What you can smell is Lady Constance's whang. Quite mackerelly today, don't ya think?'

by Albert Woods September 22, 2007

whang

To throw extremely hard. Usually at a person.

Man did you have to whang that rock at my head?

by Cheesethief November 15, 2005

whang

(v.) variant spelling of 'wang'; this also means 'to smell bad'.

Boy it whangs in here -- did you just trump?

by anycon October 10, 2005

Whang on

Having a Whang on is the state one is in when you fancy someone like fuck.... that feeling of being doughy eyed and hungry for that someone special.... that person who you inspect the inside of their jeans and wonder why the sun didn’t burn a hole in the rear.

Omg.... I have got a serious Whang on for (insert name of your god/goddess). I’m literally crying down my leg for him/her (delete as applicable).

by Ancient mumu January 19, 2019