Mystical entity emmited from one who is absolutely terrified. See Whamwozzler.
That gigantic bearscared the whamwozzles out of me! I hope nothing else scares me, cause I'm completely out of whamwozzles! In fact, I can see my last whamwozzle burrowing into that stray cat!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.