Whalepenis

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It's a color... it's like purple, blue, and pink all at the same time, yet none of those colors ever. It will surely blow your minds... your minds will explode.

Where I come from we know colors, and whalepenis is one of them.

Hey, I like your whalepenis colored top, it's my fav color.

Whalepenis by Foxen April 28, 2008

Words you can keep

Whale Penis

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

Whale Penis by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

Canadian Whale Penis

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

Canadian Whale Penis by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

whale penis

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

whale penis by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

wallpenis

1. an insult to call someone when you can't think of anything else

2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy

1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"

2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.

wallpenis by floorpussy November 7, 2011

Whale Penis Leather

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.

Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.

Whale Penis Leather by edac2 February 12, 2010

Whatapenis

You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.

Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?

Whatapenis by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026