Whalepenis

It's a color... it's like purple, blue, and pink all at the same time, yet none of those colors ever. It will surely blow your minds... your minds will explode.

Where I come from we know colors, and whalepenis is one of them.

Hey, I like your whalepenis colored top, it's my fav color.

Whalepenis by Foxen April 28, 2008

Whale Penis 

If something is the coolest of the cool, the biggest of the big, then it is "Whale Penis," because penises are important, and nobody rocks the penis harder than the whale, owner of the world's largest penis.

Sin City is so Whale Penis, man, that the day I saw it, my wife and kids left me, I got fired from my job, and my car blew up, but it was still an awesome day because I saw that Whale Penis movie.

Whale Penis by Josh Hartnett August 28, 2005

Canadian Whale Penis 

Whilst receiving fellatio the man forcefully sticks his big toe up the woman's asshole.

Man 1: I was just sitting there getting my penis sucked.

Man 2: That sounds awesome.

Man 1: It was even better when I turned it into a Canadian Whale Penis!

Man 2: What the hell is that?

Man 1: I put my big toe in her anus.

Man 2: WOW! I want to try that!

Canadian Whale Penis by DizzleDoozleDaz January 9, 2011

whale penis 

a 40 foot long appendage on a whale

the whale penis is over 40 feet long

whale penis by thetomsmith04 August 9, 2006

wallpenis 

1. an insult to call someone when you can't think of anything else

2. a penis you hang on your wall as a trophy

1. "Yeah, well, screw you, wallpenis!"

2. When I got home that evening, I immediately went to my room to hang up my new wallpenis.

wallpenis by floorpussy November 7, 2011

Whale Penis Leather 

The ultimate in ostentatiousness, when money is no object and taste is not a factor. One feature of a new $1.5 million Russian SUV is its whale penis leather interior.

Beth just spent a fortune redecorating her apartment. I wouldn't be surprised if she got a whale penis leather couch.

Whale Penis Leather by edac2 February 12, 2010

Whatapenis

You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.

Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?

Whatapenis by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019