Definitions by RobotxNathan4life

Mocha Dick 

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.

Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.

Mocha Dick by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

Whatapenis

You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.

Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?

Whatapenis by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

Crab fap by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

Chopstick Abortion 

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

Chopstick Abortion by RobotxNathan4life March 1, 2019

Packing the Mule 

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

Packing the Mule by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019