Crab fap

When you imitate a crab while your friend jacks you off.

Old Johnny Boy and his friends like to do the ole crab fap during the summer.

by RobotxNathan4life March 25, 2019

Chopstick Abortion

A coat hanger abortion, but in Asia.

My friend Nathan went to Asia to get a chopstick abortion.

by RobotxNathan4life March 01, 2019

Mocha Dick

When you stick your dick in a fresh pot of coffee.

Try a mocha dick; it’ll melt your dick.

by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

Whatapenis

You put a penis in a Whataburger and eat around the penis. Or eat the penis whatever you fancy.

Would you like to Whatasize your Whatapenis sir?

by RobotxNathan4life March 28, 2019

Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019