Whale fucked

Usually meaning that the current situation is similar to being fucked in the ear by a sperm whale. Which is for some reason considered a bad thing.

Used only when "we're fucked" is not enough to explain the current ongoing situation.

Person 1:
My principal/mother just kicked me out of school because she tried to seduce me and now I'm homeless and I think my legs just fell off
Person 2:
Dude you're whale fucked.

by The one they call whale lover July 10, 2010

She fucked the whole crew

She literally fucked all your friends

Bro she fucked the whole crew, stay away.

by Declan Pirog July 30, 2020

whalefucker

N- Word used to describe any male (or female, in the case of a lesbian) who will, despite common sense and the gag reflex, engage in sexual intercourse with a disgustingly obese (read- 200lbs overweight or more) woman.

That man porked the 800lb chick at the mobile home park. What a whalefucker.

by themancalledgod February 14, 2005