whale punch
whale punch by Ben Hollins December 8, 2007
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Whale Punch
The act of inserting a hunk of Whale meat into a females mouth during intercourse. Often against her will.
Whale Punch by theert October 1, 2007
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Whale Punch
Whale Punch /pʌntʃ/ Show Spelled Pronunciation
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA
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–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.
–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.
5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.
6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
wha-ale puhn-ch Show IPA
Use whale punch in a Sentence
–noun 1. a thrusting blow, esp. with the fist to the body or surrounding of a whale.
–verb (used with object) 3. to give a sharp thrust or blow to, esp. with the fist directly or indirectly to a Whale.
4. to poke or prod a whale, as with a stick.
5. Informal. to deliver (smack talk, figurativly spoken) with vigor.
6. to strike or hit in operating: to punch the whale; I'm going to whale punch you.
Twenty-Finger Timmy: "Listen Flap, If you dont shut your back alley hooker mouth, I'm going to Whale punch you in your mouth."
Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
Flap: "Hey Twenty-Fingers, You see that whale over there? Yeah, I think he's givin' me stink eye, yeah. If he doesn't quit that stink business, I'm gonna Flippin Whale Punch that Whale right in his stinky business."
Whale Punch by WhalePunch27 July 21, 2009
Crimson Whale Punch
(n) a term that describes a whale punch that results in a bloody jet of semen and snot coming out of the nose of the punched party, most likely due to inadvertently broken blood vessels in the nose.
I accidently gave Jan a crimson whale punch last night. There was definitely some blood mixed in with the semen.
Crimson Whale Punch by BennyKennedy March 29, 2009
punch a baby whale in the face
"I'm so mad, I could just punch a baby whale in the face! Bam!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
"Wow, did you see Kelly when that dude told her she had small eyes? She looked like she wanted to punch a baby whale in the face!"
punch a baby whale in the face by I don't actually punch whales April 9, 2010
Whale puncher
-adjective
1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.
2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.
3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.
4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.
The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1)One who has punched or regularly punches large sea-mammals.
2)One who exhibits the characteristics of the type of person who would enjoy punching large sea-mammals regardless of past events.
3)One who enjoys teasing others either harmfully or playfully.
4)Any man who enjoys, seeks out, and/or regularly engages in sex with larger than average women.
The connotations of this term in all it's uses can positive, but are usually derogatory.
1) "He's a convicted whale puncher."
2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."
3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."
4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
2) "Watch out for her, she's a bone cold whale puncher."
3) "Don't listen to him, he's just whale punching."
4) "He's a whale puncher, and he gets a lot of action, but he says he can't afford any more dinner-dates."
Whale puncher by Kakapo March 26, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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