Whaeffe 

Whatever : Said in nonchalant/half-arsed/Vicky Pollard/ chavvish way.

Yeah, like... Whaeffe... take it or leave, yanno, like...

Whaeffe by Daddy-68 December 2, 2011

Whaffe 

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?

Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

Whaffe by Brantford674 April 26, 2011

whaffe 

N. A tall usually fat, wide or plump girl. Mix of a whale and giraffe

Guy: Have you seen that Laura girl?
Other Guy: Nahh man she's such a whaffe.

whaffe by hoesoverbros April 22, 2011

wheffed 

When you whack some shit in to something with mega force

fucking wheffed my leg into a bed corner

wheffed by melonhead9999 October 15, 2019