Wet Spooning

The act of putting a wet tea spoon in either the instant coffee or in the sugar (or both) - leading to congealed clumps and bits of coffee in the sugar.

"I caught Gary wet spooning again this morning, someone really needs to have a word with him, it's not on."

by Septic Boy November 8, 2017

wet spoon

The past event of stirring your tea

All I was left with was a wet spoon after drinking my tea!

by Spoonerisms July 31, 2016

Wet Poon Spoon

Wet Poon Spoon is when someone spoons there tongue and sticks it in a willing poon hole.

"Hey baby, do you want me to wet poon spoon your snatch?"

by John Woo Tang April 13, 2007

get her spoons wet

When one gets ones spoons wet. A man would spoon a woman whilst ejaculating on her back.

If this happens to you, you would have encountered in a wet spoon.

"im going to get her spoons wet"
"ahh mate i just wet her spoon"
"oi got with this bird last night got her spoons wet"
"i'll totally wet her spoon"

a female would say
"babe like i got my spoons wet for the first time last night"

by pazgrarroobekpeltom January 7, 2012

Wet spooning

When you’re spooning with a girl and fall asleep, only to wake up and find out you had a wet dream while spooning her.

Dude last night I accidentally caught myself wet spooning with Sarah, good thing she didn’t wake up and find out! It would’ve been embarrassing!

by Jdawg14 December 7, 2018

Wet Poon Spoon

When someone with the nickname of 'Poon' gets out the shower and spoons you.

Gunther was so happy after being wet poon spooned.

by Srosro December 15, 2018