Wetting the dirt

The act of ejaculating on a dried poopy butthole. Therefore moisturizing “the dirt”.

“Hey man I’ve had the shits all week and ran out of toilet paper and now my butthole is poopy and dry, you mind wetting it for me?”
“Brother I have no problem wetting the dirt for you”

by The turdburgalar January 3, 2021

Wet Dirt

A colloquial phrase used to express or convey a message that a particular topic or matter is disliked or frowned upon and generally not approved by the wider audience.

“I love pineapple on pizza.”
“That’s wet dirt!”

by dingalingtickler March 24, 2025

wet the dirt

To apply lubricant to the ass hole before anal sex

Sheena told Ron that if he was gonna put his dick in her ass, he had better wet the dirt first

by brazildude April 6, 2015