Wet Wonka
Wet Wonka by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019
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Wet Wonka
A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
Wet Wonka by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019
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Wet Wonka • wet willy wonka • Willy Wonka Wet Dream • wet • wet back • wet dream • wet willy • wet blanket • wet fart • wet pussy
wet willy wonka
similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.
wet willy wonka by maceecam May 29, 2007
Wet Willy Wonka
When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.
Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.
Wet Willy Wonka by M.O.BitChEz. July 15, 2010
Willy Wonka Wet Dream
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
Willy Wonka Wet Dream by Vikingwaterfall August 25, 2023
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