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Wet Wonka 

A variation of the wet Willy. When one has diarrhea and puts one's finger into it, then immediately inserts said finger into someone else's ear. After performing the Wet Wonka, one should comment that the other person "cant hear shit"
"I gave Stan such a Wet Wonka yesterday"
Wet Wonka by PirateHookerx3 October 3, 2019

wet willy wonka

similar to a wet willy except you get the moisture on the end of your finger from your fudge factory instead of your mouth.
oh my god!!! billy just gave sally a wet willy wonka... now her ear smells like poop.
wet willy wonka by maceecam May 29, 2007

Wet Willy Wonka

When a guy withdraws his penis out of anal sex and inserts it in her ear and twist it around making it wet from seamen and Sh*#.
Dude i gave this chick a Wet Willy Wonka last night. It was sick there was my future children and her food from last night in her ear.

Willy Wonka Wet Dream 

When someone has some insane diarrhea while they are asleep.
“Bro I had a Willy Wonka Wet Dream at my girlfriends place last week. Let’s just say she ain’t my girlfriend no more
When a female fingers herself, then proceeds to give you a wet Willy.
I was at the strip club and got a lapper. During it she gave me an ol wet Wonda!
Wet Wonda by TyGuy641 February 24, 2025