Wet Mexican

The act of taking a dump and ejaculating at the same time. This can happen with a female partner or if one is lonely enough to try it themselves.

I heard Johnny got that bitch to say yes to a Wet Mexican!

by akaidk August 5, 2009

Wet Mexican

Getting a lot of lube and a lot of oil and dousing oneself with it. Then pour the oil on a Latina girl and hit it from the back.

Yo bro I got that Rodriguez girl to give me a wet Mexican

by Browtf69 September 28, 2017

mexican wet whistle

Pouring a shot of tequila down an ass crack (using the crack as a funnel to shoot tequila down your throat i.e. tequila luge) while tongue punching the fart box.

How far did you get with Emily last night? Nothing but a Mexican wet whistle, did about 4 and called it a night...

by ZCV99 February 6, 2019

Mexican Wet Willy

The act of giving a regular wet willy but instead of saliva, you stick your finger up your nose and then in the victim's ear.

Wow! Frank just gave Cassie a Mexican wet willy... He's been sick all week.

by Aaron The Terrible May 14, 2018

Mexican Wet Willy

When you finger someone after eating spicy food with your hands.

“Damn, Adam gave me a Mexican Wet Willy last night after we ate mango habanero wings. I had to douche with ranch to cool down.”

by SaraMrk June 25, 2021

Mexican Wet Vac

When you accidentally cum in a chick so you try to suck it all out with your mouth and swallow it to prevent her from getting pregnant.

Quick, pull a Mexican Wet Vac

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Mexican Wet Dream

When a Mexican sneaks into your house late at night and ejacs all over you while you are sleeping.

-I woke up in a puddle this morning, at first I thought I was sweating, but it turns out my neighbor Jose gave me a Mexican wet dream.

-My girl Maria loves a good Mexican wet dream

by Lazuras1986 November 16, 2020