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Westminster Academy

One of the shittest schools in the world. They have teachers who teach the wrong lessons and don't have any mercy.

The head teachers hobby is to pick out random students and put them on study leave for the fun of it. Teachers always blame the kids and they don't have respect for privacy. Of course, there are nice teachers that I will not mention out of respect for their privacy but fucking hell fuck this shit school.

The school even has a mini zoo because there seems to be a fuck ton of snakes and people who don't seem to mind their own fucking business. They like to analyse what people do and say instead of analysing poems. Long story short, fuck the school and everyone in it :).
"Hey have you heard of Westminster Academy"

"you mean WestSHITer Academy, yh i go there"
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Westminster Academy

The school where the 2x, back to back blockbuster champion of the online gaming community attends. 37 inch vertical leap... Competitive stallion... Sexy saxophone superstar Mandrasko... Athletic powerhouse god. Worships in the church of iron every day.
Student: "How did you get so massive?"
Mandrasko: "Swole is the goal, size is the prize"

Student: "that doesn't really answer my question but thanks Kanye, very cool."
(Westminster Academy MVP five years in a row... that's right he held himself back a year just to flex on kids without air pods.)

Westminster Christian Academy 

A high school in St.Louis that that goes through grades 7-12. One of the only high schools in St.Louis without lights on the football field and is a common joke. WCA is also known for there pride in Spirit Week, being very good in baseball and Juuling in the back of the bus.

Its "Cool" to Juul...
Where do you go?

I go to Westminster Christian Academy.

Westminster Christian Academy 

Westminster Christian Academy is a college prep school in St. Louis.
WCA is only good at two things: baseball and vape tricks.
Westminster also has unorthodox rules such as, Rape and Vaping carry the same punishment, and if you are caught out past 11 on a weekend you can be suspended.
Hey do you have lights on the field?

No, I go to Westminster Christian Academy

Westminster Christian Academy 

bunch of white kids where bullying is accepted. Vaping is norm round here! All privileged kids with egos just cause they suck off theur parents’s money and think they’re the shit.But don’t you worry! maybe you’ll be able to see the korean-Japanese campus prince one day around this shitty ass school.
“yo you go to westminster Christian academy?”

“yea the privelged vaping club?”

westminster christian academy 

a school in watkinsville GA that has all the goody two shoes. they care more about rewaxing their gym floor than their actual students. they sit outside for lunch with no cafiteria. they encourage "side hugs" not full on embrases. leggings? shoulders? thats a sin. don't flush footballs down the toilets, @robertking! entire bible memorized. if it isn't basketball we don't care. Lanclos- "you're retarted" Dr. Butts "don't go away mad just go away", G-bad- **** ph yeah he got fired! (most of the kids are dyslexic)
oh you go to westminster christian academy ? YoU mUsT bE a GoOd kId!!!!
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