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A gay, Jewish, Indian boy that likes to smoke weed seven times a day and likes beating his meat to gay Jewish porn. Specific the two in one category on some days when he is on his period. He likes men with his small penises and carries a big ass dildo with him everywhere he goes. On Tuesdays he carries it on his asshole. He also likes ranch sauce and anchovies on his pizza.
We don't like Wespee because of his bad sense of humor and bad pizza taste.
Wespee by wespee January 17, 2025
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The ship name between Wylan Van Eck and Jesper Fahey from the book Six of Crows
Me: WESPER IS MY OTP!
Friend: OH MY GOSH SAME!!
wesper by Deanisabeast October 29, 2018
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Wespee Weslee weepee wepeel Weepeepee Weepeet Weseem wespeak wesper web speed
A total dream-catcher, this guy laughs with his whole face, until his cheeks get sore, and his eyes are pulled like little slits. He thinks he is quite funny, and is very cheeky but is quite endearing. Best features: genuine, easy going and hardworking. Special talent: in depth body searches in his sleep. Also answers to brown sugar
That guy is such a catch, he is a total Weseem
Wespeak is a relatively self-explanatory noun that encapsulates the distinct personal lexicon that evolves between close groups of people. Wespeak can be single made-up or embellished words, phrases, inside jokes or references, or extremely long and nonsensical combinations of multiple references only known to the people whence they came. Wespeak typically makes no sense to bystanders, but can sometimes be understood based upon context. The nature of wespeak is such that certain words are associated with the person or people who made them up.
"I was so nervous at that interview I just started blurting things out, like how we always co-purse, and I can never find anything, and she totally stared at me. It was so awkward."

"Oh no! You were rattling off wespeak at a job interview? You really WERE nervous!"
wespeak by Brilliant Monster July 24, 2012
in reference to the weezer song, my name is jonas
"my name is wepeel
gotta box full of your toys"
wepeel by my name is jonas February 20, 2005
He is the type of person that will make your day better. Normally he will talk about fortnight or his pc. He is a strong willed guy who is not afraid to say “I love you”
I love Weslee.
Weslee by Aye kid November 29, 2018
Weslee is a strong, independent person. She is very charismatic, athletic and confident about herself. She has A LOT of friends, and she loves to make them too. She is also extremely funny as well. She is always in a cheerful mood, and smiles wherever she goes. She may be small, but she can be really fierce. She is a great friend that you should never let out of your sight. Warning: Her signature weapon is a highlighter.
Weslee is a great friend.
Weslee by paigeoceanlightpro March 27, 2019
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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