Time-Warnered: when a technological service, especially one which promises to be adequate, fails due to crappy customer service, hardware, or other related issues thus making it impossible to enjoy some form of digital media.
Ugh, I can't watch the paternity tests on Maury. I'm getting Time-Warnered.
The act of selling - by supplying samples of higher end products/merchandise which are designated to be sold, and then replacing those products with lesser quality counterfeits. Also known as"The oldswitcheroo". To "shiester" someone out of his/her money.
"That guy is a realWarner."
"I got Warnered, again"
"He really Warnered that guy"