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The small wet stain on your underwear (and, in desperate cases, your trousers) caused by putting your dick back after taking a piss without shaking properly. Named after the English national football stadium (presumably due to the shape of the stadium). Not something that impresses the ladies: be warned, splashes from the sink when washing hands can give the same effect. Um... but you should still wash your hands, of course. Particularly evil on light coloured trousers.

You probably don't want to say "Nice Wembley, mate!". You shouldn't be looking.

wembley by Def Jem May 14, 2005

Words you can keep

Wembley

A handsome, carefree, persistent, consistent and magnificent human being who's sarcasm is incomparable.

You are such a Wembley

Wembley by Juju Royale September 15, 2019

Wembley high technology college

Military school but public. They spend money on the most useless shit 0/10 don't go there.

"Yo I heard Jake went to wembley high technology college the poor dude"

Wembley high technology college by Fuckeverythingandyourmother September 29, 2020

Wembley high technology college

Every kid who went here hates it but they're all better then the rest. We all hate our life but at least we're smart

"I'm from Wembley high technology college and therefore better then you"

Wembley high technology college by Fuckeverythingandyourmother October 21, 2020

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

NO

Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium by preqq May 28, 2008

Road to Wembley

Line of hair leading directly to a man's genital area. Also known as a 'stairway to heaven'.

Girl 1: Did you see Jack's dark trail of hair under his belly-button at the beach yesterday?
Girl 2: Oh, you mean his road to Wembley?

Road to Wembley by Mylosc August 27, 2013

wemble

Wembley is one of the characters in Fraggles. He's known to be very indecisive. Wemble is a Fraggle verb and means not being able to decide.

Girl: Would you like pizza or the big salad?
Guy: I don't know. Pizza is tasty, but then again, salad is healthy. I'm hungry, so pizza would be nice. But the salad looks great. Maybe I'll take the salad then. Uh, but I would really like the pizza...
Girl: Don't wemble like a moron. Come on, what do you want?

wemble by Flint_6 March 3, 2008

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026