Wombley 

1. Someone who is acting or feeling like a stick in the mud; up tight 2. A person or thing that dampens enthusiasm or enjoyment; unnecessarily excessive or anal.

I wish Luke wouldn't alphabatize his underwear, he is getting so wombley.

Wombley by Hunter Ligon/Wes Hill December 20, 2006

wombley 

the definition of the word 'wombley' can vary. It's a very special word. It kind of means funny/ penisy/ sneaky/ cute/ silly/ cool/ gullable/ immense/ clever/ snuggley/SPECIAL/ naive/ wow/ unique/ awww < < <it can mean any of those things, or all of them together!!
Something that only one imparticular person could do..'that's so wombley (you)'

1.Standing in a shop, Teddy Wombles counts to 3 and does a super-dooper loud burp, but hiding round the corner, I open my mouth on the count of three so everyone thinks it was MY burp and I can feel very special. < < that is a very wombley thing to do.

2.Teddy Wombles trips over my Baker's Oven bag and stacks it down the stairs

3.Teddy Wombles feeling down...''I'm going to play on my Xbox 360 now, it takes my mind off things'' :|

wombley by Super Jimmeh October 30, 2007

Wombles Noses 

Tits that resemble wombles noses from the classic kids tv show the wombles

Underground over ground wondering free her wombles noses are wobbling at me

Wombles Noses by Working Class Hero November 28, 2020

wibbly wobbley timey wimey 

A reference from a BBC Sci-Fi television series, where the main protagonist, the Doctor, tries to explain time to a character in the episode named Sally Sparrow. And describes that time is a big ball of "wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff." Or a ball of time where you can take any path alter any time line. Which is true, proven by Astrophysicist, Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Now used to describe something as very confusing.

This math problem is so wibbly wobbley timey wimey. It's so confusing.

wibbly wobbley timey wimey by Daleknonsan January 23, 2014

Wobbley 

when knocked out standing up via a superman punch, spinning back fist, or large hook in UFC undisputed creating a standing wobble for the knocked out opponent before he face plants into the mat.

kongo just smashed ur face in now ur doin the wobbley bro, boom!

Wobbley by drizzy dre January 3, 2010

womble dongus 

when two very hairy gay black midgets have painful anal sex until one bleeds

AY YO MAN , WANNA WOMBLE DONGUS WITH ME LATER TONIGHT

womble dongus by _ech0_ October 18, 2017

Pavement Womble 

Pavement Womble. Although a rare breed of people, they are extremely common on pavements. Even outside of peak times these people stride the pavements relentlessly, picking times to head out when they see passers by approaching. The main thing about the breed of human called the pavement womble is they not only have a forward motion, the also womble from side to side. This slows them down but also blocks none wombes from passing by, in effect they take up twice the space of normal humans. They are a danger, especially to children, a womble in can easily squash a small child without even realizing. Trying to pass them isnt easy, sometimes people are forced to step around them but they are run over by passing cars, as they do not anticipate the side wards movement. Pavements that are regularly used by wombles can subside, so there are calls for womble lanes with reinforced concrete to be created. At the moment mps defending wombles rights are asking for bus lanes to be converted to womble lanes. Pavement wombles should be given at least a 2 meter circle of avoidance as you never know the direction they may womble. Often wombles are overweight, this is considered a contributing factor to the amount they may sway. Its especially dangerous to consider passing a pavement womble in the wind, children and elderly should avoid them at all costs. The anti womble society advise crossing the road to avoid them. They are calling for a ban on pavement wombles during the school runs.

My way was blocked by a pavement womble

Pavement Womble by bootcutter67 February 24, 2023