Weisser 

A person who is strong and mighty like ancient and medieval warriors, but still smart enough to outsmart a beaver or fox. Raaaaawr.

Wow you acted like a Weisser should.

That's because i am Weisser, tard.

Weisser by Weisser Himself May 10, 2010

Weisser 

In these times not really used if somebody is really a homosexual mostly used instead of calling somebody stupid or a loser.

Ralph: Chris hasn't been answering his phone.
John: Yeah, he is probably hanging out with those other kids thats why.
Ralph: He is such a Weisser.
John: Yeah him and his Weisser friends.

Weisser by DDimow May 14, 2010

weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.

John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!

weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus by Bennehftw June 17, 2022

winkle weiser 

The Winkle weiser refers to the male genitalia in a very discrete way. Because of this super secretive alternative version of the word, "penis", anyone of you and your friends may go about talking your dirty conversations blatantly in public.

"I wonder what he's got going on under there..."
"Oh, I know! His winkle weiser is superb!"

winkle weiser by jacksonkru December 8, 2014

Weissenfluh

the epitamy of cool. Couldn't get any cooler.

I totally wish I were a Weissenfluh!

Weissenfluh by funky chicken. September 26, 2008

Weiser 

Of German origin. Most famous for the "King of Beers". Yet men of this name can usually be refered to as just "The King". Don't mess with them, they will make you cry.

"That man is certainly a Weiser, look how everybody bows to him and shudders at his power."

Weiser by KingOfBeers August 21, 2008