weisse 

A very very very chubby kid who loves food(wendy's, pizza, potato chips

Wow weisse is so fat

weisse by random8875 October 2, 2007

schneider weisse

a beverage containing a blended banana, cum from a sperm donor called ethan, urine from maccies toilets in 0161 manny on the map and a drop of fairy liquid.

when you pop to conti beer garden with the lads and fancy a bananay bev so you order a schneider weisse

schneider weisse by beaniebum June 12, 2020

Josh Weisse 

He was number one. Nobody knows what he actually looks like .... because he likes to wear the face on the back of a box of cinnamon toast, crunch. He is very nice and loyal - but everyone hates him and thinks he's a menace. Nobody knows him except two girls.... not to be confused with Jacquees. Pronounced Josh (JAW-SHH) (WAH -EES)

Person 1 "No that was Josh Weisse"
Person 2 "did you mean Jacquees?"
Person 1 "no Josh Weisse... HE WAS NUMBER 1"

Josh Weisse by 21peedin August 24, 2025

weissenheimer

a smart ass, or practical joker.
term is of German origin.

John has a quip for any comment. What a weissenheimer!

weissenheimer by jagertroop September 18, 2006

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus 

A suffix added to the end of a name of someone who is pompous, pretentious, and otherwise grossly beguiled by their own sense of entitlement, and their given name doesn’t justify their personality enough.

Lauren: I want to talk to your manager, I demand my 72 cents.

Ben: Chill out, it’s not a big deal. You’re being a real Lauren Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus right now.

Amadeus Bandersnatch Weissenhaus by Bennehftw June 17, 2022

Wessel'd 

The act of turning around anything someone says and making it an insult and continuing this pattern no matter what anyone says.

Guy: Man I really like that when there's no clouds in the sky. It's just so clear and blue.

Girl: You're face is clear and blue.

Guy: WTF?

Girl: You've been Wessel'd

Wessel'd by J-Milly November 9, 2013

Andrew Wessen 

Fucking sexiest guitarist of the fucking sexiest band there ever was: GROUPLOVE. Great hair, great teeth, great smile, and great personality. Accepts any and all prom invitations and is sweet beyond belief. Also surfs professionally, which just adds to the sex appeal.

1: Hey have you heard that song by GROUPLOVE: spun?
me: Yes yes YES fucking YES andrew wessen aka sex god sings and plays uke on it its so fucking hot oh my god fangirling.

Andrew Wessen by andrew appreciaton September 2, 2012