Weiner Welts

The facial trauma resulting from slapping someone in the face repeatedly with an erection.

"Dude, I gave Holly some SERIOUS weiner welts last night!"

by Majic Johnson November 1, 2011

Welsh whistling wiener

A welsh sex drinking game where a penis’s urethra is stopped with a cork and then the man climaxes thus causing the cork to shoot out at its’ terminal velocity creating a whistle sound as it passes by the cuck in the cuck chair.

Reginald: Did you get that handjob from that monkey?
Johnathan: No we got wasted and we did the Welsh whistling wiener

by Mikeydimes February 18, 2026