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Weiner Cousins 

When two men have had sex with the same woman/women, they become weiner cousins. This is a bond that can never be broken.
We're weiner cousins now, that means we're closer than brothers.
Weiner Cousins by Bloodbath 87 April 22, 2009
Word of the Day on November 14, 2009
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weiner cousins 

a friend in which both of you had sex with the same woman
JD: since we've both slept with Kim, we're considered weiner cousins
weiner cousins by tex-ass April 22, 2009

Weiner Cousins 

Two dudes who are friends and find out they have have sex with the same women. This implies their weiners have been in the same place.
Joe and Bob freaked out when they realized they had slept with each other's girlfriends. This made them weiner cousins.
Weiner Cousins by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

weiner cousins 

some dumb ass term from colorado meaning 2 guys had sex with the same girl
oh you fucked Ellie? me too, were weiner cousins now!
weiner cousins by sdogg4life March 22, 2017

Weiner Cousins 

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.
Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS
Weiner Cousins by Mercmah April 22, 2009

Wiener Cousins By Association 

When A Man Hooks Up With A girl And His Friend Hooks Up With A Different Girl And Those Two Girls Hook Up With Each Other They Them Become Second Weiner Cousins Simply By Association
My Girl hooked up With My Friends Girl Now Me And My Friend Are Wiener Cousins By Association

wiener cousins 

Two men who have both had sex with the same woman at some point.

Guy 1:"I hooked up with Charlene last night."
Guy 2:"Dude, I hooked up with her 6 months ago!"
Together: "Wiener cousins!"
*high five*
wiener cousins by Jeezy_Hamilton April 22, 2009
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Bob: Literally 1984!

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