guido's definitions

yob

The antithesis of what a good boy should be - rude, obnoxious, violent and stupid. Formed by spelling 'boy' bacwards, it was coined in England in the 18th century as it was very popular amongst upperclasses to speak backwards at the time.

Have you seen that boy? He's a yob

by guido January 23, 2004

crushed

When a club, dance floor, concert, etc. is very full with people.

When the DJ finally hit the right beat, that dance floor was crushed!

by guido August 1, 2003

mahusive

A combination of the words massive and huge because people were not content with using these two more understood, concise and ultimately more practical words. Overall this amounts to a marvellous word.

That ovarian cyst is mahusive!!

by guido January 23, 2004

Yaus

Yaus: 1. An exclamation of happiness, satisfaction, or joy. 2. An affirmative, celebratory or positive expression. 3. A synonym for yes.
see: Ah yaus, ah yoss, yoss, yossman
Antonym : ah noss

Originated in Mtn. Lakes N.J

After watching something cool as shit happen...."Fuckin Yaus dude, that was sweet."

by Guido March 12, 2004

bellendoscope

a device used for measuring the inate bellendedness of a person. (particularly male). see bellend

Doctor, bring me the bellendoscope

by guido January 23, 2004

burricane

A fierce Winter storm containing bitterly chilling winds. Temperatures usually drop below 10 degrees while winds are in excess of 20 miles per hour. Wind chill factors make it unbearable to be outside.

Donna went outside to play in the snow, but was caught off-guard by a terrible burricane, and froze to death.

by Guido May 27, 2005

Tha heezie weezie teezie

a fat ugly stupid bastard who sucks cock for dizzle wizzle my kizzle prizzle

Yo father is tha heezie weezie teezie and so is yo motherbitch brother stupid ho

by guido December 2, 2003