Weesus

Jesus weed. The weed Jesus smoked. The biggest influence on the bible. The shit that killed elvis. Rivals DMT. Makes users say jesus christ, im fucked up.

Jesus christ, that Weesus got me so fucked up.

by BudTinsley July 2, 2011

Weesus

A weeb who is “sus” or a faggot

MooGoesCow is a Weesus

by No step snake April 16, 2021

Weejus

The word 'Weejus' originates from the 1998 ChuckleVision episode: 'Gold Rush', where the creepy old man says: "Weejus told you where to go". This quote represents the physically non-existent entity 'Weejus' instructing the two heroes, Paul and Barry, where to go to complete their quest. Their quest is not specified throughout the entire episode, but it is hinted that 'Sneff' has a big part to play in the whole situation.

Paul: "Weejus told us where to go, Barry; it's as simple as that."

Ms. Ellie: "Noyoyo, noyoyewen, Weejus, Weejus, Weejus."

Barry: "I don't think this is one of your better ideas, Paul..."

by Ms. Blenkisopp April 2, 2012

Weemus

Slang term for penis.

That girl was mean to me and made me cry out of my weemus.

by QatarHero January 23, 2012

weemus

An individual who could be classified as a tool, dork, dweeb, nerd, and/or dumbass.

Kellie is a weemus for expecting me to cuddle with her after calling me a weirdo.

by BSU1 January 14, 2009

weebus

combination of weeb and Jesus. an individual who is an anime fan, so kinda annoying, and kinda cool, hence jesus

you're such a weebus

by w33b17 May 10, 2020

sketchy-weenus

1. a sketchy body part, that attracts sketchy people, and extremely stupid people. sometimes it doesn't because it decids not to.
2. Someone can have lots of sketchya-weenusness, if they are stupid and funny and sketchy. Usually very hot.

1. Dang that guy has a sketchy-weenus. it is the most skechy i've seen yet!
2. that guy is chock full of sketchy-weenusness. HE is hot!

by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 19, 2017