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I person usually a male that is particually annoying or ghay.
Jackson is such a weenier.
weenier by hol-dog & scabbers October 11, 2007
He has a weenier.
Weenier by Legal institute of India January 27, 2024

weenier snickel

A penis that is the head as a penis
you have a weenier snickel

Weenier whistle 

Weenier whistle is what you use to respond To scam callers or when someone has a weird opening on tinder
“Hello we are from th IR..“

“Weenier whistle“

Weenier cat 

A Big Black Hybrid between a cat and your fat as mom very scary.
The weenier cat sussly climbed big nig tree
Weenier cat by NoHomenigger October 6, 2023

squeeze my weenier 

"squeeze my weenier " is a term that ohmwrecker/masked-gamer said whilst trying to get a point in cards against humanity and still get ad revenue at the same time but because YouTube is so bad he or his friends wont get ads anyway because the ad-pocalypse has struck
3rd grade boy: hey girl ya wanna go under the stairs after period 3 and squeeze my weenier ?
girl: ewwww
3rd grade boy: i can make it move like a caterpillar girl

girl: still no yet impressive
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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