Weed Monkey

The person at a sesh designated to cleaning the stale smoke from the bong. Sometimes it is the last person who says the words "Weed Monkey" after the initial hit.

Me: *takes a hit* Weed Monkey!!!
Doyle: Weed Monkey!!!
Rick: Wee.... for fuck sakes. *cleans stale smoke and coughs*

by FirePitProtox December 22, 2010

Weed Monkey

Person who habitually smokes weed with you but never returns the favor and never pay you.

Weed Monkey: wanna go smoke a bowl, dude?
John: heyyyyy man, quit being such a freaking weed monkey!

by Ryan Tucker January 19, 2007

Weed monkey

(N.) A black person who happens to smoke weed.

Jamal is a weed monkey. He's been blazing that shit all day long.

by CelticsFan69 July 5, 2016

weed monkey

A person who has no money.

Look at that weedmonkey, he probably can't buy a pack of gum

by Chris Russell October 25, 2003

weed monkey

An individual given to using marijuana on any occassion. An irrational prediliction toward weed smoking.

Hey you little weed monkey, have you stopped smoking so much weed yet? You seem to always want to smoke weed, you weed monkey.

by Eric Robinson August 29, 2004