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WedINsday 

Following the great COVID lockdown / office lockout of 2021-22, WedINsday was created by an incredibly handsome Creative Director from Zone, Bristol (UK), as a gnatty little pun to get people into the office midweek. People were going in in dribs and drabs and getting lonely in large rooms of empty desks.

As Winston Churchill once said, "It's better to have an office full-ish (given social distancing restrictions) one day a week than nearly empty nearly all the time".

More fundly, innit?
"Are you wearing pyjamas all day tomorrow?"

"Not on your Nelly - it's WedINsday tomorrow so I'm getting dressed AND brushing my teeth."
WedINsday by LowGradeTardigrade September 6, 2021
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weiner wednesday 

The day of the week designated for dick picks. Similar to titty Tuesday.
I love titty Tuesday but Weiner Wednesday is my favorite day of the week.
weiner wednesday by Jodofo October 17, 2015

WOO WEDNESDAY 

Woo Wednesday is a day to honor our legend Pop smoke . Listen to as many songs of his as you can celebrate the legendary rapper and honor his name.
Tj: Man im sad

Rob: why whats wrong

Tj: Its woo wednesday

Rob: damn man "you cannot say pop and forget the smoke"

Woo Back Wednesday 

Woo Back Wednesday is a day to recognize the goat, Pop Smoke. It takes place every Wednesday and you must celebrate his life on this day. WOO BACK BABY. RIP POP
Person 1: Why are you only listening to pop smoke today?
Person 2: CUZ ITS WOO BACK WEDNESDAY TODAYYYYYY

Woo Wednesday 

Observed every Wednesday in remembrance of the late rapper, Pop Smoke, loved by all in NY.
Happy Woo Wednesday, RIP Pop Smoke.

Wednesday Bubism

Wednesday Bubism is the act of partaking in what would seem to be an extravagant weekend outing on a Wednesday, in order to alleviate the pain of all the pressures that life throws at you. A central aspect of Wednesday Bubism, apart from getting intoxicated, is taking vast amounts of cocaine throughout the outing, with lines being referred to as 'pythons' due to their immense size.
Friend: 'Tough week, I need a break before I collapse.'
Friend 2: 'I feel you, what about some Wednesday Bubism?'
Friend: 'Say no more' *takes out bag filled with some ominous white powder, reminiscent of fish scales*

Wanker's Wednesday 

It's when CHSmem memes/roasts the shit out of some poor Catherdralite on Wednesdays
@CHSmem on Instagram
Ah fuck bro you just got voted for Wanker's Wednesday.... You're so fucked

You just fucked my wife! Omg I am so voting for you for Wanker's Wednesday

I was having a real tough time in my life but #WankersWednesday made me get through it
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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