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Weaver Beaver 

A large warm comfortable Afghan carefully woven from 70's virgin pubic hairs.
Every night Jenny and I would snuggly up in her Weaver Beaver and spoon.
Weaver Beaver by Charlie2 November 25, 2007
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Weaver Beaver 

An aggressive driver who cuts in on the freeway by passing on the right at excessive speed, when there is not even enough room for a synapse. (not gender specific)
That blasted weaver beaver ran me into the emergency lane! Can't anyone wait their turn in line anymore?

Weaver Beaver diva 

Someone that is gullible and believes everything they are told.
I told my friend I have two left feet his such a Weaver Beaver Diva.
Weaver Beaver diva by Benergy January 25, 2019

beaver weaver 

A man who avoids 'beaver'. Bats for the other side. A gay man.
You've got no chance with him love, he's a beaver weaver.

OMG that beaver weaver wants your cock.
beaver weaver by huzinator May 19, 2010

Beaver weaver 

She felt her beaver was unsightly so she made an appointment with a beaver weaver
Beaver weaver by mr_january September 5, 2011

beaver weaver 

a chick who braids her bush
yo check out dat chick wit da braids....i bet she's a beaver weaver!
beaver weaver by bjayforvjay May 26, 2010

Skunky Beaver Weave 

When a woman's pubes are long and sweaty and it creates the appearance of a weave. It has a musky odor.
My girl and i were messing around in the gym. She dropped her panties and my god she had a skunky beaver weave.
Skunky Beaver Weave by RedSonja July 19, 2015
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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