Wearing A Hat 

Having a hat on your head.

Ummm... THE GOBLIN IS WEARING A HAT! And... THE FRIDGE IS WEARING A HAT! Duh... uh, A PILE OF HATS IS WEARING A HAT!

Wearing A Hat by Mixels April 26, 2023

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat 

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat

When a guy's fat gut is so huge it resembles a hippopotamus head ... it therefore must be a hippopotamus that only has 2 legs and has purchased itself a lovely man's head for a hat (probably not such a lovely hat given the size of the gut)

Wtf? Is that a 2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat?

2 legged hippo wearing a man's head as a hat by Big Poppa Mills December 3, 2020

I am a man who is wearing a hat 

Used to indicate that the speaker is a man and currently wearing a hat.

"I am a man who is wearing a hat"

I am a man who is wearing a hat by Daniel Kogel May 23, 2007

Wearing a big hat 

The act of being inebriated to dangerous levels of excess

Possum Jenkins: Hey, what did you do for halloween?
Ollie: We had a party, I was wearing a big hat for most of the night.

Wearing a big hat by TheRiverMan November 2, 2010

ain't nobody wearing a feather hat 

A statement said to your sister when what she is speaking of is stupid and out of her element.

Annikwa said, "I sure wish I had me some scotch."

Mo'Lindy replied, "Shoo, girl - ain't nobody wearing a feather hat. Drink you some Hen."

ain't nobody wearing a feather hat by it's this girl, biscuit! February 21, 2011

Wearing me as a hat 

To have someone so far up your ass, they are wearing you as a hat.

"This guy will be wearing me as a hat until I deliver his stuff"

Wearing me as a hat by Parrotti July 22, 2018